“The guys are so ugly.”

I found confirmation of the feeling I had reading about Miss Massachusetts, in of all places, an article about porn:

Okay, so most of the men in straight porn are not all that appealing. Yes, their cocks are tremendous—ridiculously towering pillars of flesh that (with the aid of a fluffer) you could dry your sheets on. But, at least for straight guys, there is something wonderful and reassuring about the lack of attractiveness of the leading man. For one, at least he’s not gorgeous AND hung like a Samoan donkey. That, folks, is what we call genetic justice. Two, while watching porn, guys think to themselves that if Ron Jeremy, a man uglier than a red-haired mullet, can get that much pussy, well then, so can they, goddammit.